my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets
me: look, a crab eating a strawberry
my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..
me: …he’s a crab
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
I tried.












